She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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