your thong is hanging out like whoa
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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