the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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