I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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