just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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