My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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