Sry I called you an 8
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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