While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize