You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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