So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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