Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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