Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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