coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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