dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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