Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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