idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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