i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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