first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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