Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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