All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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