I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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