Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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