I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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