She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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