but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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