How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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