in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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