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what?
penguin condom
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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