What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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