He is such a slut. More and more my type.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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