We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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