so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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