we have officially lost it.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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