She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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