Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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