I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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