am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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