Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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