A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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