I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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