I wish I only lived at night.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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