Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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