If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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