i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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