i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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