Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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