You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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