marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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