Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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