we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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