This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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