My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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