I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Randomize
