I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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