can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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